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New Gen-X Dispensary Faithfully Recreates '80s & '90s Weed-Buying Experience
The dispensary also features a three-space parking lot and asks visitors to arrive in a single vehicle whenever possible.
"We don't need six cars coming up here all night," Bones said. "If you think somebody followed you, just drive around the block a couple times."
Local Douchebag Home Brewer Insists 81 Minutes Is the IPA ‘Sweet Spot’
Friends say the brewer, who also makes small-batch organic soap and insists vinyl sounds “warmer,” became visibly frustrated when no one at the table asked a single follow-up question.
DelDOT Report Identifies Cause of Holiday Weekend Gridlock
According to the report, responsibility for nearly all delays can be traced to Charles V. Bowers, 47, of Bucks County, Pennsylvania.
OCEAN CITY MAN MAULED IN MASCOT MAYHEM
Emergency responders knew something was wrong when they received more than 40 separate 911 calls reporting "a french fry being murdered."
Local Dog, Fed Up with Posing as Service Animal, Speaks Out
"It's embarrassing," said Baxter, 6, while aggressively sniffing a parking meter outside a boardwalk souvenir shop.
Class-Action Lawsuit Seeks Relief for End-of-Alphabet Families During Graduation Season
Local Company Provides Walking Tour of Everything That Used To Be There, Back in the Day
Families named Anderson, Baker, and Chavez enjoy what attorneys call "an unfair and unreasonable early-exit advantage."
Local Company Provides Walking Tour of Everything That Used To Be There, Back in the Day
Local Company Provides Walking Tour of Everything That Used To Be There, Back in the Day
Tour participant Greg Malloy of Wilmington described the experience as “confusing but deeply moving.”
Gumboro Family Cashes In Twins’ College Fund To Secure Coveted World Cup Tickets
“Those scholarships are out there,” Darren explained confidently. “One of these colleges has gotta need two skinny white kids from Gumboro who can run pretty good.”
Delmarva Klan Cancels "Pride March" After Several Members Misunderstand Group's Objective
"The uniforms were very well made," admitted another member. "That's not really the issue."
Weathering The Woke Storm: NOAA DEI Policies Under Fire
“These storms have historically favored a narrow subset of names,” a NOAA statement explained. “We recognize that whiteness in meteorology has left too many communities unseen in the path of destruction.”
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Amid Rising Fuel Costs, Local Farmers Lure J-1 Workers Away From Boardwalk Jobs
Some businesses have already begun adjusting their recruitment strategies, emphasizing perks like air conditioning, proximity to the beach, and the continued absence of heavy agricultural equipment.
Grandma’s Cursive Graduation Card Awkward for Local Grad
According to family members, Keller had just graduated with honors and plans to attend college this fall, where she intends to major in communications.
Ken Burns, PBS Announce New 27-Hour, 9-Part Documentary on the History of Minutiae
Filmmaker says project will “finally give proper attention to the small, largely insignificant moments that shaped nothing at all”
Lewes Man Scores Rare Dental Appointment, Community Celebrates
Governor Meyer praised the feat as "Awe inspiring," and plans to commemorate the date as "Greg Millard Day: The Day Sussex Smiled".
Local No Kings Rally Works Wonders As Not A Single King Spotted in Rehoboth
While the rally successfully eliminated all known kings, observers did report a noticeable presence of queens, along with what some described as “a few princesses,” though officials clarified that these sightings were “outside the scope of the current initiative.”
Area MAGA Supporter Realizes Conspiracy Theory Cycle Has Moved On Without Him
Local rally attendee discovers Hunter Biden laptop no longer canon. Man arrived with fully prepared talking points from 2022 shocked To learn group has pivoted to new narrative.
Elkton Man Receives Nation's First-Ever Trickle-Down Check, Declares Capitalism “Officially Working”
Wilkins says he discovered the historic payment while checking his mailbox Tuesday morning, where he found a United States Treasury check for $0.08 — a moment he described as “the greatest day of my life, besides Reagan’s inauguration.”
Rehoboth Launches "VIP Luxury Parking Experience" for 2026 Season
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — In what officials are calling “a much-needed upgrade to the coastal arrival ritual,” Rehoboth Beach this week unveiled its new Luxury Parking Experience, a premium parking option designed for visitors who don’t just want to park near the Boardwalk...
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Pentagon Assures Public “No Risk” After Trump Allegedly Posts Nuclear Codes In Early Morning Rant
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt summed the incident up with a dismissive wave of her hand. "FAKE NEWS! Those were YESTERDAY'S codes so 'No harm, no foul.'"
DNC Forms Emergency Committee to Figure Out How to Lose 2026 Midterms
Party leaders alarmed by strong polling numbers scramble to reintroduce classic losing strategies
Trump Voids 'Bad Deal' 1783 Treaty of Paris, Demands Charles Renogotiate Terms
Vance, Kushner led team signs "Declaration of Dependence", restoring Monarchy after 250 year hiatus.
BwB News Exclusive ~ Trouble In Paradise?
Exclusive Source: Melania Trump Starting to Suspect Donald Has Not Been Totally Faithful.
Trump Pardon Leads to Child Predator Life SentenceI
Experts confirmed the strategy should become fully obvious once everyone stops judging it by what actually happened.
Army to Re-Outfit Troops in Stylish Florsheim Shoes to Maintain “No 'Boots' on the Ground” Policy
WASHINGTON — In a move officials describe as “technically accurate,” the Pentagon announced Monday that U.S. troops operating in the region will soon be issued stylish black Florsheim dress shoes in order to maintain...
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Wendy’s Changes Name of Famous Burger to “Donald’s Double” in Bid for White House Catering Gig
Middle-Class Weirdos, Creeps Being Priced Out of the Market by Wealthy Elites; Tax Relief Sought
Sociologists warn the cultural consequences could be severe. Without a stable population of creepy oddballs and dangerous predators, neighborhoods risk becoming socially homogeneous. “That’s not a community, most Americans would recognize,” said one sociologist.
US Organ Donation Registry Will Now Require Loyalty Oath for Recipients
Medical experts have attempted to explain that transplant allocation is based on medical urgency, compatibility, and survival rates — not voting history — but those clarifications were quickly dismissed as “deep-state nephrology.”
Gen Alpha Pissed There Will Be A 3rd World War To Learn About Once They Reach High School History
Teachers confirmed that historically significant conflicts tend to become major exam material, something many Gen Alpha students say they had hoped to avoid...
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