Area Supporter Realizes Movement Has Already Moved On

REHOBOTH BEACH — Local political enthusiast Gary Mullen experienced what witnesses described as “a deeply confusing afternoon” Saturday after arriving at a coastal rally fully prepared to discuss Hunter Biden’s laptop, only to discover fellow attendees had largely abandoned the topic months earlier.

Mullen, who spent Friday evening printing laminated talking points and carefully organizing screenshots into a three-ring binder, reportedly attempted multiple times to steer conversations back toward the laptop before being gently informed that “we’re not really doing that anymore.”

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“I had sources,” Mullen said, holding up a folder labeled Evidence FINAL v7. “I thought this was still the main thing.”

Attendees explained that attention had since shifted to newer concerns involving the Epstein files, several competing theories about federal agencies, and at least one developing narrative involving former President Barack Obama.

“He’s a good guy,” said one rally organizer. “He’s just a little behind. The news cycle moves fast.”

Witnesses reported Mullen spent much of the afternoon quietly scrolling through his phone attempting to determine when exactly the transition occurred.

At press time, sources confirmed Mullen had begun researching the updated talking points and was expected to return next week “fully caught up.”