Boardwalk Barker
International affairs, as seen from the Rehoboth Beach boardwalk
After three days of summit negotiations, world leaders emerged unified only in their praise of the smoked salmon canapés and the 'really quite excellent' sparkling water.
By Foreign Desk Editor Reginald Pompsworth·2 hours ago
The non-binding measure, adopted 147-3, calls on member states to take a breath, maybe get some water, and think about whether this is really worth it.
By Foreign Desk Editor Reginald Pompsworth·4 hours ago
A national referendum on the question of Swiss neutrality ended in a draw, which officials called 'perfectly on brand.'
By European Correspondent Helga Strudel·5 hours ago
Prime Minister issued a formal statement of regret on Tuesday, which was warmly received by all parties despite no one being entirely sure what prompted it.
By Foreign Desk Editor Reginald Pompsworth·Yesterday
Parliament spent six hours Thursday debating the proper British response to a minor inconvenience, ultimately tabling the matter until a more inconvenient time.
By European Correspondent Helga Strudel·Yesterday
The latest work stoppage, which began Monday and is expected to last until Friday or whenever everyone feels better, has been described as 'very French' by all observers.
By Foreign Desk Editor Reginald Pompsworth·2 days ago