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All the news from the other 49 states, filtered through a Delmarva lens
A new poll finds that 94% of Americans believe 'something' should be done about 'the situation,' with respondents split on what the situation is.
By National Desk Editor Wally Broadsheet·1 hour ago
The Upper Midwest produced an estimated 4.7 million casseroles this fall, a figure that experts say will have no measurable impact on national discourse.
By National Desk Editor Wally Broadsheet·3 hours ago
Witnesses described the incident as 'unprecedented' and 'somehow not illegal,' adding that the man appeared 'very confident about the whole thing.'
By Southern Bureau Chief Rhonda Swampwater·4 hours ago
The $4.50 'Dawdling Surcharge' will be collected via facial recognition at key intersections, with exemptions for tourists who are 'at least trying to move.'
By National Desk Editor Wally Broadsheet·Yesterday
The new regulation, which takes effect in 18 months, targets a product that most Americans had not previously considered problematic.
By Western Bureau Chief Chip Coastside·Yesterday
The symbolic secession, which lasted approximately 40 minutes, ended when legislators realized the federal grid was still handling most of the state's power needs.
By National Desk Editor Wally Broadsheet·2 days ago