BREAKING: Area Pelican Refuses to Vacate Pier, Standoff Enters Third Hour
Authorities have cordoned off a 12-foot radius around the bird, which witnesses describe as 'extremely smug.'
By Staff Reporter Chip Sanderson·11 minutes ago
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BREAKING: Rehoboth Boardwalk Fudge Vendor Raises Prices, Cites 'Emotional Labor of Watching People Decide'
The new pricing structure adds a $2 'deliberation surcharge' for customers who take more than 90 seconds to choose a flavor.
By Shore Bureau Chief Sandy Dunes·34 minutes ago
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BREAKING: Delaware Officially Longest State Name Per Square Mile, Governor Demands Recount
A new study from the University of Delaware's Department of Unnecessary Statistics confirms the finding, which the governor called 'both accurate and deeply unfair.'
By Staff Reporter Chip Sanderson·1 hour ago
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BREAKING: Local Crab Shack Claims 'World's Best Crab Cakes' for 14th Consecutive Year, World Still Silent
The self-proclaimed title, displayed on a hand-painted sign since 2012, has yet to be challenged by any international governing body.
By Food Correspondent Patty Melt·2 hours ago
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BREAKING: Ocean City Reports Record Sunscreen Sales; Sun Reportedly 'Not Impressed'
SPF 100 flew off shelves this weekend as temperatures reached 94 degrees, prompting the sun to issue a brief statement calling the response 'flattering but ultimately futile.'
By Shore Bureau Chief Sandy Dunes·3 hours ago
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BREAKING: Dewey Beach Bar Introduces 'Responsible Drinking Hour' From 11 to 11:15 AM
The new policy, described as 'a bold experiment in moderation,' will feature water, sparkling water, and a brief lecture on hydration before normal service resumes.
By Staff Reporter Chip Sanderson·4 hours ago