Tuesday, November 3, 2026Rehoboth Beach, DelawareEst. 2024 • Vol. III, No. 47
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Entertainment

Arts, culture, and diversions for the discerning beach community

ENTERTAINMENT

Rehoboth Summer Concert Series Adds 'Politely Tolerated' Category to Lineup

The new designation, distinct from 'Beloved' and 'Endured,' will apply to acts that audiences neither cheer nor boo, but simply wait out.

By Arts Correspondent Vivienne Stage·1 hour ago

ENTERTAINMENT

Local Theater Production of 'Hamlet' Updated to Include Crab Feast in Act III

Director Margot Finley says the addition 'grounds the tragedy in a Delmarva context' and has significantly improved audience retention through intermission.

By Arts Correspondent Vivienne Stage·3 hours ago

ENTERTAINMENT

Boardwalk Caricature Artist Wins Award for 'Most Accurate Depiction of Existential Dread'

The artist, known only as 'Sketch,' accepted the honor via a drawing of himself accepting the honor, which judges called 'recursive and unsettling.'

By Arts Correspondent Vivienne Stage·5 hours ago

ENTERTAINMENT

New Rehoboth Film Festival Category: 'Movies That Are Fine'

The festival's programming committee introduced the new category to honor films that are 'competently made, inoffensive, and completely forgettable within 48 hours.'

By Arts Correspondent Vivienne Stage·Yesterday

ENTERTAINMENT

Local Band 'The Undertow' Releases Album Described as 'Exactly What You'd Expect'

Critics praised the Rehoboth-based quartet's third studio album for its 'admirable consistency' and 'complete absence of surprises.'

By Music Correspondent Rex Decibel·Yesterday

ENTERTAINMENT

Boardwalk Escape Room Adds 'Find Parking' Scenario, Rated Impossible

The new room, which simulates arriving in Rehoboth on a Saturday in July, has a 0% completion rate after two weeks and has been described as 'psychologically damaging.'

By Arts Correspondent Vivienne Stage·2 days ago

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