Tuesday, November 3, 2026Rehoboth Beach, DelawareEst. 2024 • Vol. III, No. 47
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Hyperlocal coverage of the Delmarva Peninsula and surrounding beach communities

LOCAL

Rehoboth Avenue Pothole Achieves Historic Landmark Status After 11 Years of Service

The Delaware Historic Preservation Office has approved the designation, citing the pothole's 'remarkable consistency and cultural significance to the local alignment industry.'

By Staff Reporter Chip Sanderson·3 hours ago

LOCAL

Dogfish Head Brewery Releases New IPA Described as 'Tasting Like a Sunburn Feels'

The limited-edition summer release, called 'Solar Regret,' features notes of aloe, disappointment, and a finish that lingers well into the following Tuesday.

By Food Correspondent Patty Melt·5 hours ago

LOCAL

Milton Man Wins Regional Corn Maze Championship, Refuses to Reveal Strategy

Gerald Finch, 54, completed the 3-acre maze in a record 4 minutes and 12 seconds, then immediately invoked his Fifth Amendment rights when asked how.

By Staff Reporter Chip Sanderson·7 hours ago

LOCAL

Bethany Beach Quiet Zone Expanded to Include 'Thinking Too Loudly'

The new ordinance, passed 5-2 by the town council, empowers officers to issue warnings to anyone whose 'visible contemplation' disturbs the peace.

By Shore Bureau Chief Sandy Dunes·Yesterday

LOCAL

Cape Henlopen Ranger Retires After 30 Years of Telling People to 'Please Stay on the Path'

Ranger Dale Hutchins, who estimates he delivered the warning approximately 847,000 times over his career, says he has no plans to stay on any paths in retirement.

By Staff Reporter Chip Sanderson·Yesterday

LOCAL

Lewes Ferry Terminal Introduces 'Emotional Support Seagull' Program for Anxious Travelers

The pilot program pairs nervous passengers with trained gulls who have been certified in 'passive reassurance' and 'strategic bread theft.'

By Shore Bureau Chief Sandy Dunes·2 days ago

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