Tuesday, November 3, 2026Rehoboth Beach, DelawareEst. 2024 • Vol. III, No. 47
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Today in History

A look back at the events that shaped the Delmarva Peninsula and the world

TODAY IN HISTORY

1987: Rehoboth Man First to Finish Entire Thrasher's Fries Without Vinegar, Shunned by Community

Gerald Finch Sr., 34, completed the landmark feat on a Tuesday afternoon, then reportedly moved to Wilmington 'for unrelated reasons' the following spring.

By Historian-at-Large Prof. Dusty Annals·This Day in 1987

TODAY IN HISTORY

1962: Delaware Legislature Votes to Remain Delaware, Motion Passes Unanimously

The resolution, introduced after a brief identity crisis prompted by a National Geographic article that misspelled the state's name, reaffirmed Delaware's commitment to being Delaware.

By Historian-at-Large Prof. Dusty Annals·This Day in 1962

TODAY IN HISTORY

2003: Boardwalk Taffy Achieves Sentience, Immediately Sticks to Bench

Scientists at the University of Delaware confirmed the event but declined to comment, citing 'ongoing ethical review' and 'a strong preference not to get involved.'

By Historian-at-Large Prof. Dusty Annals·This Day in 2003

TODAY IN HISTORY

1974: Ocean City Boardwalk Extended by 200 Feet, Immediately Filled With Fudge Shops

The expansion, intended to relieve congestion, resulted in the addition of four fudge vendors, two caricature artists, and a shop selling items shaped like crabs.

By Historian-at-Large Prof. Dusty Annals·This Day in 1974

TODAY IN HISTORY

1999: Rehoboth Beach Declares 'Best Summer Ever,' Revises Claim by Labor Day

The official proclamation, issued in June, was quietly amended in September to 'one of the better summers, all things considered.'

By Historian-at-Large Prof. Dusty Annals·This Day in 1999

TODAY IN HISTORY

1955: First Miniature Golf Course Opens on Delmarva, Region Never Recovers

The Pirate's Cove, which opened with 9 holes and a windmill, is credited with launching an industry that now employs 47 people and causes approximately 200 family arguments per weekend.

By Historian-at-Large Prof. Dusty Annals·This Day in 1955

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