Four Butchered In Gruesome Squabble Over Monopoly Dog Token

LAUREL, DE -- Bill Wallace, 20, of Dover is being held at SCI in lieu of $2M Cash bond payable only by a mint condition (9.25 grade or above) 1976 Bicentennial $2 notes on charges of second-degree Menacing, Felony Battery, Aggravated Murder,  Desecration of a Corpse, and First-degree bludgeoning.

It was a bloodbath the likes of which, Delmarva hasn't seen in decades - both on and off the game board. Chris dominated the board from the outset picking up 2 properties on his first turn while going fourth and Bill, the suspect in custody, finished the game with an inhumane, blood-soaked massacre.

Witnesses were, naturally, hard to find, but one little snitch named Antonio Wily, 35 of Smyrna, speaking on condition of anonymity, reported seeing Wallace arguing with 27-year old Shiloh Blevins of Delmar, over whose turn it was to be the doggy.

Detectives have pieced together some of the events of the evening. Will Boothe, 25, of Delmar, was the Banker, meanwhile, it's reported, the final victim, Earl Broadwood, 22, of Wilmington, was in charge of passing out propery cards.

Investigators have determined that Chris won after picking up all four railroads early and then trading away 2 greens into an orange monopoly while avoiding Boardwalk three times.

Wicomico County Sheriff's spokesman, Fual Aschit, confirmed that no Free Parking house rule was in play. Authorities report Wallace was, allegedly, a sore loser.