Kids lavish awards on Trump to gain spot in Easter Egg roll

By Buzz Gulliver | Staff Reporter

Salisbury, MD — A family of three children from Salisbury hoping to secure a coveted spot at the annual White House Easter Egg roll for kids, has high hopes for success.

Aiden (9 years), Madison (7), and Jarvis (6) Williams of Salisbury, in addition to the usual application, included gifts for President Trump that should sweeten the pot.

Aiden took first prize in the fire safety essay writing contest for Miss Thompson's Third grade class at Pinehurst Elementary. The family had his blue ribbon and certificate framed in a beautiful presentation to honor President Trump. 

Madison has been hard at work all year improving her times in breast stroke for junior swimmers competition. She was so proud when she took first place in her age group so she will have a shiny trophy to present to honor President Trump.

Most impressive however, Jarvis earned an honorable mention for his distinguished work in Maryland First Grade science fair. The bright youngster was proud to have a certificate announcing his accomplishment to hand over to the President.

The Williams' hope the awards lavished upon Trump, along with the $50k cash they tucked into the envelope, will be enough to secure a limited spot in this year's Easter festivities at the White House. "We are just so thrilled to be able to present Donald Trump with all these accolades he so richly deserves," said Dad, Jason Williams, "especially such a great, Christian man on this holiest of all holidays." 

As of press time, the Williamses had not yet heard if their request is going to be honored, but they feel confident that once the background check, affidavit of loyalty, ICE strip search, and IRS audit is complete, their bid will be competitive.

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